August302014

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury, via she-must-be-a-lesbian)

12PM
  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
12PM
12PM
did-you-kno:

Etymologists believe the word pumpernickel means “devil’s fart” in German.  Source

did-you-kno:

Etymologists believe the word pumpernickel means “devil’s fart” in German. Source

August292014
danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via she-must-be-a-lesbian)

8AM

magicalmisterysubmarine:

this kid is smarter than like 70% of adults.

(Source: bigpinkbunny, via myfriendscallmekazzy)

8AM

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via northern-class-southern-charm)

8AM
gerrycanavan:

so i was watching the news the other day
tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

gerrycanavan:

so i was watching the news the other day

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

(via marykatewiles)

5AM

the-art-of-fangirling:

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries + text posts

(via marykatewiles)

5AM

daeneryus:

"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"

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"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"

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"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"

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(via liftingpotato)

August282014
8PM

beths-side:

bekah-michelle:

I love Jane Lynch

Good ol’ Jayne!

(Source: half-right, via she-must-be-a-lesbian)

8PM
laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious


update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via liftingpotato)

8PM
cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

(via liftingpotato)

8PM
“Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate moments. Your hysterical teenage diary isn’t a work of art. Your room probably isn’t Selby material. Your life isn’t a Tumblr screencap. Every word that comes out of your mouth will not be beautiful and poignant, infinitely quotable. Your pain will not be pretty. Crying till you vomit is always shit. You cannot romanticize hurt. Or sadness. Or loneliness. You will have homework, and hangovers and bad hair days. The train being late won’t lead to any fateful encounters, it will make you late. Sometimes your work will suck. Sometimes you will suck. Far too often, everything will suck - and not in a Wes Anderson kind of way. And there is no divine consolation - only the knowledge that we will hopefully experience the full spectrum - and that sometimes, just sometimes, life will feel like a Coppola film.” Letters From Nowhere (via alchemy)

(Source: vervelig, via northern-class-southern-charm)

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