May222013

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10AM

mr-magic-touch:

forever-infinityxoxo:

cat-core:

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

omg

omygod. this ^^^^^

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10AM

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May212013

sodamnrelatable:

meme jokes in class

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11PM
discovers: awww

discovers:

awww

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9AM

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May192013

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

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4PM
yesdiamondasinthejewel: AMEN!!

yesdiamondasinthejewel:

AMEN!!
4PM
herroharrypotter: tetronix: OK AT THIS POINT I AM CONVINCED THAT TRELAWNEY IS A 100% LEGIT SEER you know what else in greek mythology there was a seer named Cassandra who was given her powers by the god Apollo, and Apollo later cursed her so that nobody would believe any of her prophecies, which all turned out to be true, when she refused to sleep with him. what’s trelawney’s great-grandmother’s name? CASSANDRA. CAN WE ALL APPRECIATE TRELAWNEY RIGHT NOW Can we all appreciate the detailed effort JK Rowling puts into her novels?

herroharrypotter:

tetronix:

OK AT THIS POINT I AM CONVINCED THAT TRELAWNEY IS A 100% LEGIT SEER

you know what else

in greek mythology there was a seer named Cassandra who was given her powers by the god Apollo, and Apollo later cursed her so that nobody would believe any of her prophecies, which all turned out to be true, when she refused to sleep with him.

what’s trelawney’s great-grandmother’s name? CASSANDRA.

CAN WE ALL APPRECIATE TRELAWNEY RIGHT NOW

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Can we all appreciate the detailed effort JK Rowling puts into her novels?

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4PM
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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May182013

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president

(Source: aru, via lizlizards)

May172013

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11AM

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11AM

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11AM
rapewhistled: on a mission for the Lord

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via ethanthecrazy)
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